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justaface 

When a person is very attractive facially, but the rest of them is questionable. This can relate to an individual of great body size, but it doesn't seem to affect any area above the neck. This can also include para and quadriplegics.
I went to an Overeater's Anonymous meeting, and met so many justafaces. And they ALL gave me their numbers! Sweet!
justaface by Juan Mexico January 12, 2009
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An obsessed fan who will not admit they are obsessed with a certain celebrity, but knows it deep down inside. These Justafans know more about the said celebrity themselves do, and annoys the hell out of everyone around them by talking about them all day long.
Justafan: Man I LOVE Tom Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel!! He is 21 years old, has over 350 caps, has a dog named Scotti and a cat named Kasimir, his twin brother's name is Bill who also plays in the band... *30 minutes later* ..and have you ever noticed his sexy scar on his right cheek??
Person: Goddammit I don't care!! You're seriously obsessed with that Tom person.
Justafan: No, I'm not obsessed. I'm just a fan.

Google "Tom Kaulitz facts" and click on the second page that appears. A very good example of justafan can be found there.
Justafan by SweetBiscuitTinsHelpMe November 12, 2010

Justerface 

The opposite of a butterface. A person who's only attractive feature is their face.
She's got a cute pic on her profile, but I met her in person and she's a total justerface.
Justerface by Trak3r January 14, 2009

justerface 

A female with lovely hair, a beautiful face, captivating eyes, but a body you wouldn't touch with a 10.5 foot pole. The opposite of butterface.
Maria's a total justerface, but her sister's a butterface. If you could only combine the good parts of them, that would be perfection.

You know that red head at the bank? I thought she was all that, but it turns out she's a justerface.
justerface by Roll Here Eggo March 23, 2009

justafriend 

A person that someone is obviously dating,
which is obvious to every single person in the world except said victim, er, person.
So, you hanging out with Kristen tonight? Nope, her justafriend is taking her to dinner and movies.
Oh.
justafriend by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

justafriend 

A member of the opposite sex with whom hanging out should not be subjected to a parent's traditional rules of dating, curfew or scrutiny that generally apply to a teenager's boyfriend or girlfriend.
So what if he's 18 and I'm 15, why can't we drive to the theater? He's justafriend.

No, her parents won't be home when I go to her house tonight to watch a movie. But that's okay, she's justafriend.
justafriend by Greg Gerber October 12, 2004

JustAName 

Funni sticc figgure who is coool and lieks doritos and mercats and almond nuts
JustAName bus beep beep
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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