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Just Don't Care 

Not caring; throwing arm over shoulder.
1. Person "You're taking a break from bowling"
Cameron Garbutt "I just don't care", (Flings arm over shoulder)

Person: Your house has been burnt down
Garbutt: Does it look like I care? Cus I just don't care. (Flings arm over shoulder)
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I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat

Phrase said by individuals, often conservative, to make it seem like they do not completely dislike those part of the LGBTQ community, although this is normally not the case.
I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat!

Don't make me stand for the national anthem then.

I Plain, Just, Don't CARE About Them!!!

The term you use when people are trying to make you be friends agian with two or more people, after you decided to never be their friend agian. You can use the term, but no one listens to you and keeps on saying how you should go back to being their friends, even though you hate your old friends and your starting to get pisses off at the people that are trying to reunite you with your old friends that you don't want to be around and you just plain don't care about.
Person A: Come on Person B! You know that you and Person C & D are best friends forever!

Person B: Oh my God! Listen to me! I plain, just, don't CARE about them!!! I don't WANT to be their friend! Don't you get that!?!

Person A: Yes. But uh...come on! I want to be the one to reunite the three of you!

I Plain, Just, Don't CARE About Them!!!

The term you use when people are trying to make you be friends again with two or more people, after you decided to never be their friend again. You can use the term, but no one listens to you and keeps on saying how you should go back to being their friends, even though you hate your old friends and your starting to get pisses off at the people that are trying to reunite you with your old friends that you don't want to be around and you just plain don't care about.
Person A: Come on Person B! You know that you and Person C & D are best friends forever!
Person B: Oh my God! Listen to me! I plain, just, don't CARE about them!!! I don't WANT to be their friend! Don't you get that!?!
Person A: Yes. But uh...come on! I want to be the one to reunite the three of you!

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. 

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.
"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

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