Jurfy

Someone who intentionally avoids fashion and/or culture trends; a person that will not shop at certain places, wear certain clothing, or listen to certain music merely because its popular or "trendy". These individuals choose this behavior in order to retain a unique personality. Rather than become another slave to the corporate system.

I wanted to get some new shirts while we were out, but Jake refused to go into Hollister with me. He buys all his shirts online. Sometimes it's hard being friends with a jurfy when you want to be trendy.

rebel
badass
independent
free minded

by SLIVVUR June 9, 2011

juryfrigging

The practice of sleeping with as many of the attractive female jurors in large murder trials as is humanly possible whilst attempting to avoid detection or expose the deception to the jurors involved.

Johnnie Cochran was running interference as co-counsel Robert Shapiro spent three weeks furiously juryfrigging before O.J. Simpson took the stand.

by MadBob May 15, 2007

Hung Jury - Hard Evidence

This is a great title for a trial based porn movie!

Dick Bottoms and Ben Dover starred in Hung Jury - Hard Evidence.

by I, Wreckerrr December 6, 2020

the jury is still out

an expression implying that a conclusion about someone or something has yet to be reached.

hipster: "Is this dude for real? I mean, either he's psycho, or just plain stupid."

tipster: "I dunno man....think the jury's still out on that one."

by hipster November 16, 2003

jurfles

The metal inner rim of an automotive wheel. Often confused with meaning the entire wheel.

The chromie jurfles were bling, but the Dunlop rubber was the icing on the cake.

by JurfleMan August 24, 2006

mother fucking the jury

To yell profanities at a jury while you are on trial.

Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.

Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.

Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.

by Humphreyneworleans January 19, 2017

the jury is still out

no conclusion has been reached

As far as that project goes the jury is still out.

by The Return of Light Joker August 17, 2009