Definitions by Humphreyneworleans
mother fucking the jury
Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.
Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.
Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.
Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.
Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.
mother fucking the jury by Humphreyneworleans January 19, 2017
Hot tubbing
When two experts on opposing sides of a court case are put in a witness box to debate an issue, while the courtroom observes.
Used in various international courts to determine which expert is more credible.
Used in various international courts to determine which expert is more credible.
Hot tubbing by Humphreyneworleans May 20, 2016