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To yell profanities at a jury while you are on trial.
Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.

Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.

Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.
by Humphreyneworleans January 19, 2017
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When two experts on opposing sides of a court case are put in a witness box to debate an issue, while the courtroom observes.

Used in various international courts to determine which expert is more credible.
We have to prepare the expert to go hot tubbing with Dr Smiles. He is a real shark.
by Humphreyneworleans May 20, 2016
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