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Someone who marches jersey surf
Wow looks at Jurf, their show is so cool
Jurf by Superduperepicthyme July 22, 2023
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Any type of projectile from the body. Most commonly replaces semen
"And then all of his jurf got in my hair."

or

"And he jurfed in my mouth and i spit it out."
Jurf by DI-Unit June 24, 2005
Related Words
Jurf jurfat Jurfik jurfles Jurfy
Quitting your job in the most unprofessional way possible.
I'm telling you Marty, I'll pull a Jurf if I don't get a raise!

What happened to Bill? I haven't seen him at work recently.

Oh, he pulled a Jurf.
Jurf by TronaldDump69 June 30, 2016
The metal inner rim of an automotive wheel. Often confused with meaning the entire wheel.
The chromie jurfles were bling, but the Dunlop rubber was the icing on the cake.
jurfles by JurfleMan August 24, 2006
Someone who intentionally avoids fashion and/or culture trends; a person that will not shop at certain places, wear certain clothing, or listen to certain music merely because its popular or "trendy". These individuals choose this behavior in order to retain a unique personality. Rather than become another slave to the corporate system.
I wanted to get some new shirts while we were out, but Jake refused to go into Hollister with me. He buys all his shirts online. Sometimes it's hard being friends with a jurfy when you want to be trendy.

rebel
badass
independent
free minded
Jurfy by SLIVVUR June 9, 2011
An emotional feeling of frustration mixed with confusion.
All these new aged words make me feel so jurfik.
Jurfik by Diggity Dog Fizzle October 24, 2013
A very short person like a minion but acts like the mother. She is the one who’ll be the oldest in the group yet the tiniest
I can’t even see jurfat
jurfat by Slurppeep November 21, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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