juran

Juran, is the equivalent to all the woman in the world having one big orgasm, it's like god himself put one Juran on this earth to be the pleasure King Kong with the ultimate Ding Dong.

Jessica Alba and Angelina jolie fight to the death over who gets to swallow Juran's creamy syrup of life.

by unrelatedperson February 2, 2010

Juran

Buzz Kill, Will crush your hopes, Likes to pull the rug from under your feet. Will totally shit on your happiness. Other than that he's really a nice guy.

"Aww Juran, you totally shat on my happiness"

by DangerJones July 11, 2013

Juran

I agree, He is the orgasm. Will literally do you so good, You'll say "I love you". Then next day, treat you like shit and only come back to you when (juran) wants you.

You're just a man
Its just what you do
Your head on your hands
as you color me blue
-Norman fucking rockwell by Lana Del Ray
is literally the song of juran

by trashcoatdumpsterbin December 17, 2023

juan de poco

Juan de poco is the name given for someone who accomplish something in history but you're not sure who the he really is because your talking out your ass.

The first person to ever sail around the world is uh....juan de Poco. Or I think Juan de Poco invented the internet or maybe the greeting what's up.

by Bearcatkev August 1, 2018

JuanaFlippa

JuanaFlippa is a transgender dragon egg with glasses from the QSMP Egg-Adoption Partner Event who was adopted by ElMariana and Slimecicle on April 3rd, 2023. Originally named Frontflipo, before being changed to JuanFlippo, then being changed again to JuanaFlippa after she came out. She is currently dead. There was a funeral event held on April 17th, where she was briefly seen again to reunite with her parents before leaving.

She lost her first life on April 6th when neither parent showed up. She lost her second life on April 9th when Mariana misclicked her bed, breaking it and killing her. There was a trial held on April 12th, after Slimecicle took Mariana to court, to revive JuanaFlippa (by murdering whoever lost the case). She was revived, with Slimecicle and Mariana’s penalty being 10 minutes jail time as the resurrection took place, but they escaped so they could watch it. She was killed again by Mariana on April 14th by sweeping edge whilst he was fighting a Vindicator.

Her family is dysfunctional but they both care about JuanaFlippa and her identity.
JuanaFlippa’s best friend was Tilin, with Tilin feeling the same way.

Person 1: Hey, who’s the egg with the glasses on the QSMP?
Person 2: Oh, JuanaFlippa! She has glasses like both of her parents, Mariana and Slimecicle.
Person 1: Oh yeahh. She’s my favorite! Praise to her admin honestly.

by juanaflippa April 22, 2023

Uncle Juan

Hispanic version of an Uncle Tom. Uncle Juan is subservient to the dominant culture in hopes of winning favoritism. Uncle Juan's deride their ethnic roots and try to distance themselves as much as possible. Often they take pride in not knowing Spanish and are offended when Spanish is spoken to them. They generally view Hispanic culture as inferior and exhibit culture self loathing. Example, Trump supporter and Uncle Juan Marco Guitierrez warned that if Trump loses there will be "taco trucks on every corner"

Juan is such an Uncle Juan, he even went so far as to change his name to John.

by Biggleswurth September 18, 2016

Juana

Juana is a person that all the guy wants and dying to have .Juana is a beautiful, dependable, fun loving, hilarious and chill person also kind hearted. Never a dull moment with Juana keep her close. she can be extremely loyal but when tested she will get revenge in silence for her own satisfaction.

Oh look at Juana she's so beautiful.
Man that guy is so lucky to have juana.

why does juana have high standards on guys?

by 678JMw February 9, 2019