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Juran

Buzz Kill, Will crush your hopes, Likes to pull the rug from under your feet. Will totally shit on your happiness. Other than that he's really a nice guy.
"Aww Juran, you totally shat on my happiness"
by DangerJones July 11, 2013
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juran

Juran, is the equivalent to all the woman in the world having one big orgasm, it's like god himself put one Juran on this earth to be the pleasure King Kong with the ultimate Ding Dong.
Jessica Alba and Angelina jolie fight to the death over who gets to swallow Juran's creamy syrup of life.
by unrelatedperson February 2, 2010
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Juran

I agree, He is the orgasm. Will literally do you so good, You'll say "I love you". Then next day, treat you like shit and only come back to you when (juran) wants you.
You're just a man
Its just what you do
Your head on your hands
as you color me blue
-Norman fucking rockwell by Lana Del Ray
is literally the song of juran
by trashcoatdumpsterbin December 17, 2023
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