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Jupitarian 

A female person who sees through this world easily, as if she was from a superior planet (Jupiter - as a first thought). Some, "advanced" Jupietrians can even get to the point to read people's thoughts. They are known to be getting on well with Martians, as both species have the same view on all brain functions among humans.
Jupitarian Composer/Harpsichordist Maja Mitrovic.
Jupitarian by anhsujam September 17, 2006
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Jupitarian 

A more modern name for Jovanian.
I'm a Jupitarian, I'm from Jupiter.
Jupitarian by Angel Leeca August 30, 2005
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Jupitarian 

Someone who obsesses over pot and nothing else. Will do anything to get it. They will ditch friends if they can smoke some pot. Often seen cruising around in spaceships. They also think girls like it, but this is not true. Jupitarians can be chill at sometimes, but not when they ditch.
That Jupitarian smokes weed everyday and cruise around in their spaceships.
Jupitarian by AlfredJed March 21, 2011

Jupitarian 

"do you know 'captainkyu_' on TikTok? He's a jupitarian!"
Jupitarian by L0ken July 2, 2023

Jupitorial 

adjective

1. Massive (pertaining specifically to the male anatomy)
2. Smoking hot (colloquial usage)
The senator’s jupitorial protuberance strained the zipper of his khaki pants.
Jupitorial by BerniexTom January 4, 2022

junkitarian 

junkitarians live on a diet of everything unhealthy. usually thier meals are loaded with sugars, fats, and other unnutritonal things.
A junkitarian had a breakfast of donuts, a lunch of twinkies, and a dinner of extra-cheesy pizza.
junkitarian by frizzyzizzy November 5, 2009

junkitarian 

Someone who is technically a vegetarian in that they abstain from meat, but who negates all the potential health benefits by eating mostly junk food. Many teenagers fall into this category. It makes being a "vegetarian" really easy, since you still get to eat crap all the time, and still get the cool hippie status that comes with vegetarianism.
"Hey, I've become a vegetarian, and I LOVE IT! I never thought it would be so easy!"

"Wow, I could never live on whole wheat bread, cabbage soup and beans."

"No, it's easy-potato chips and twinkies have no meat in them!"

"Dude, you're just another junkitarian."
junkitarian by spinningtabletop January 30, 2009