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Juonas = god
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juonas

Most awesome guy in the world. Also has very thick schlong that’s why people call him long schlong jones
Omg there is Juonas
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Jonas Brothers

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.
Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
by Super Tips July 28, 2023
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Jonasism

Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!
by Zymbles April 1, 2019
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My Name is Jonas

A song by Weezer which is their first song on their first album.
weezer fan 1: What are some good songs?
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.
by edwild22 March 1, 2009
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jonasia

Jonasia is a beautiful girl, who is also smart and intelligent. Athletic and jockey, but is also about her work. Jonasia is a girl who's mixed with the best and the worst it'll amaze you.... she's the kindest girl you'll ever meet, she looks out for everyone and gets hurt really fast.
Jonasia is a Beaty
by Kidd123 March 14, 2017
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Jonas

A gift from god himself

A gift that will look after his friends and usually doesnt get angry

has a mega cock
Hey man whats your cock size

Jonas

Whoa thats prettey poggers
by NotEthrealAdonis December 22, 2020
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