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junk show 

A person that is a walking disaster or that really needs to pull it together.
I was such a junk show because of my hangover, I couldn't get anything done.
junk show by squishee August 14, 2006
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junk show 

We could start playing cards if that junk-show Travito showed up
junk show by Bret February 28, 2004

Junk Show 

A TV show showing a bunch of people who like to put their hands in a bucket of warm, black old motor grease.

In these kinda shows, they often, during some sort of a challange or competition, show some basic practical engineering deployed on some junk and turn it into something that does some kind of a job.

Junkyard Wars (USA), Scrapheap Challange (UK) and Monster Garage (USA), to name a few...
Sometimes cool, sometimes stupid but a pretty good method to loose some time staring at the TV, overall...

They would become obsolete anytime soon, just like the "Robot Arena" (and similar RC cars bashing formats) show has been whiped out of the small screen.
I wonder what they do with those freak machines after the Junk Show is over...
Junk Show by Todmeister June 28, 2007

junk-show 

pertaining to someone or something that hinders an opperation. Someone who does not have thier shit together. a scatterbrain, space caddett, an all out mess
What is with this junk show we have to go get krunk

Old head is the biggest junk-show on the plannet
junk-show by Bret February 28, 2004

junk-show 

Our janky friend BDef was a total junk-show.
junk-show by BD February 26, 2004

junk shower 

n. - A shower that you take for the sole purpose of washing your nether regions. Many girls and metrosexual guys take a junk showers after a variety of activities such as sex, fooling around, using the bathroom, or just getting sweaty. Junk showers are essential to not smelling terrible.
1. "Dude, you smell terrible. Go get a junk shower and cancel your porno subscriptions."
2. "Wow, Tom is a really good kisser. I'm going to need a junk shower."
3. "I only take shits at home, because I have to take a junk shower afterward."
junk shower by johnvisera December 26, 2008

junkshow 

One who is a complete joke. ie. seriously awful person
Sarah is a Junkshow.
junkshow by gwm2 August 26, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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