The coolest guy ever. Someone who has an immaculate haircut and an incredible sense of fashion (often used to describe models and singers from boybands). Junaid can also be used to refer to someone who resembles Lionel Messi when playing soccer
"Man I just listened to Zayn Malik, he's such a Junaid"
"Did you see Jack at the park, he pulled of a real Junaid moment during the match"
"I'm really pretty, do you think I have the Junaid it takes to become a model?"
The best person on Earth!!!!!!!!! Kind and funny and cool and handsome. You are so lucky if that is your name. You have the best character in the entire world.
THERE IS JUNAID, ONE OF THE COOLEST PEROSN AND KINDEST AND HANDOMEST PEROSN ALIVE.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).