jumbone

To fuck a fat chick, usually to distract her while your friend tries to score with her hot friend.

I was playing wingman when Dave hooked up with Kelly, so I had to jumbone her friend.

by Mutt the Dog November 19, 2007

jumbone

a. a really large boner
b. a puppy chew

Man, that girl with the pert rack gave me a hell of a jumbone.
The man threw the jumbone at the dog's head.

by christine February 5, 2004

Jumboner

1. Jumbo + Boner = JUMBONER

2. Massive erection

I have a jumboner right now.

by big worm14 August 17, 2008

jumbonic

something that is so huge its beyond jumbo sized.

Wow that chicks diamond is jumbonic, I'm surprised she can lift her hand up.

by roomate s dirty girl January 12, 2010

Jumbone fever

Obsession with large male genitals. Jumbone: coccus maximus

She couldn’t stop staring at the bulge in his crotch and drooling. That’s right, she had jumbone fever.

by 3hourtour May 19, 2024