jumbone 

To fuck a fat chick, usually to distract her while your friend tries to score with her hot friend.

I was playing wingman when Dave hooked up with Kelly, so I had to jumbone her friend.

jumbone by Mutt the Dog November 19, 2007

jumbone 

a. a really large boner
b. a puppy chew

Man, that girl with the pert rack gave me a hell of a jumbone.
The man threw the jumbone at the dog's head.

jumbone by christine February 5, 2004

Jumbone fever 

Obsession with large male genitals. Jumbone: coccus maximus

She couldn’t stop staring at the bulge in his crotch and drooling. That’s right, she had jumbone fever.

Jumbone fever by 3hourtour May 19, 2024

Jambonerism 

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon

Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?

Jambonerism by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022

jimboned 

When a man named Jim engages in sexual intercourse.

Ivanka: Wow did I get jimboned last night, it was amazing.

jimboned by wiscon-sin January 17, 2007

mumbo-jumboness 

1. Saying stupid things
2. Saying confusing things
3. Saying annoying things

I am getting sick of all your mumbo-jumboness!

Your mumbo-jumboness is making is pissing me off.

Your mumbo-jumboness is driving me crazy.

mumbo-jumboness by monkeyman40210 April 18, 2009

jamboned

similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi

I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(

jamboned by Molly Stong January 9, 2010