carb-buzz

A spike in blood sugar from eating too many carbohydrates. Inescapably followed precipitously by a dreaded carb-buzz hangover.

I got the carb-buzz wobbles from eating half a box of Krispy Kreme sinkers.

by 3hourtour July 02, 2024

Pass the gravy

A male’s ejaculation during sex.

Is it ok to pass the gravy?

by 3hourtour March 24, 2024

Chimposter

A shameless and blatant credit thief. A plagiarist.

You, sir are a plagiarist. Chimposter. You stole my idea.

by 3hourtour June 24, 2024

Organ grinder’s duet

The sound of two people having passionate sex.

I couldn’t sleep due to the organ grinder’s duet next door.

by 3hourtour June 01, 2024

Box Oscar

Tease the weasel. Lope the mule. Masturbate.

I’m so boned up. I need to box Oscar.

by 3hourtour July 07, 2024

Tatterass

The unique condition created when one either coughs or mainly sneezes with a fart in the chamber. Sometimes painful, usually embarrassing and hilarious; especially in church. Known in the past as a bazooka.

Wayne was mortified when he tatterassed during the benediction.

by 3hourtour June 20, 2024

Piss-cutter

Someone/ something surprising shocking or unexpected. A person with an impulsive or unpredictable personality.

I can’t believe Joe got all the way to the way to the altar and said ‘I don’t.’ That was a real piss-cutter.

by 3hourtour May 19, 2024