Definitions by 3hourtour

Femorrhage

A female’s monthly menstrual flow.

She did not look forward to the femorrhage on such a steady schedule

Femorrhage by 3hourtour October 31, 2025

sputterbutt 

Explosive diarreah

Jethro was embarrassed when the toilet bowl amplified his sputterbutt.

sputterbutt by 3hourtour August 12, 2024

Wittiquip 

A particularly snappy or snarky comment. Formerly one of the ‘dozens’

“What’s that smell?”

“Your Mom” or “ Could it be your breath blowing back in your face?” or “Hoof arted?” Jethro was chock full of wittiquips.

Wittiquip by 3hourtour July 13, 2024

Box Oscar 

Tease the weasel. Lope the mule. Masturbate.

I’m so boned up. I need to box Oscar.

Box Oscar by 3hourtour July 7, 2024

Veinershlieder 

Lubrication teuton style

Ach. This is sticking. It needs some veinershlieder.

Veinershlieder by 3hourtour July 7, 2024

carb-buzz

A spike in blood sugar from eating too many carbohydrates. Inescapably followed precipitously by a dreaded carb-buzz hangover.

I got the carb-buzz wobbles from eating half a box of Krispy Kreme sinkers.

carb-buzz by 3hourtour July 2, 2024

Chimposter 

A shameless and blatant credit thief. A plagiarist.

You, sir are a plagiarist. Chimposter. You stole my idea.

Chimposter by 3hourtour June 24, 2024