Butt nugget

A particularly loathsome person

Bernie Madoff was a straight-up butt nugget.

by 3hourtour April 04, 2024

sputterbutt

Explosive diarreah

Jethro was embarrassed when the toilet bowl amplified his sputterbutt.

by 3hourtour August 12, 2024

Box Oscar

Tease the weasel. Lope the mule. Masturbate.

I’m so boned up. I need to box Oscar.

by 3hourtour July 07, 2024

Tatterass

The unique condition created when one either coughs or mainly sneezes with a fart in the chamber. Sometimes painful, usually embarrassing and hilarious; especially in church. Known in the past as a bazooka.

Wayne was mortified when he tatterassed during the benediction.

by 3hourtour June 21, 2024

Piss-cutter

Someone/ something surprising shocking or unexpected. A person with an impulsive or unpredictable personality.

I can’t believe Joe got all the way to the way to the altar and said ‘I don’t.’ That was a real piss-cutter.

by 3hourtour May 19, 2024

Veinershlieder

Lubrication teuton style

Ach. This is sticking. It needs some veinershlieder.

by 3hourtour July 07, 2024

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer. A person who follows a script mindlessly according to a set pattern.

Roomba Joe is on the job. I interrupted his speech and he had to restart it.

by 3hourtour June 02, 2024