Jumboner

1. Jumbo + Boner = JUMBONER

2. Massive erection

I have a jumboner right now.

by big worm14 August 17, 2008

Jambonerism

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon

Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?

by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022

mumbo-jumboness

1. Saying stupid things
2. Saying confusing things
3. Saying annoying things

I am getting sick of all your mumbo-jumboness!

Your mumbo-jumboness is making is pissing me off.

Your mumbo-jumboness is driving me crazy.

by monkeyman40210 April 18, 2009

Jamboner

When one (usually a male but we are not going to be gender specific here) is into the music so hard the get a spontaneous boner.

"There I was at Coachella, letting a bitch know in the Sahara tent, when *BOOM* jamboner!"

by sahara$4wankers May 29, 2013

jumbone

To fuck a fat chick, usually to distract her while your friend tries to score with her hot friend.

I was playing wingman when Dave hooked up with Kelly, so I had to jumbone her friend.

by Mutt the Dog November 19, 2007

jumbone

a. a really large boner
b. a puppy chew

Man, that girl with the pert rack gave me a hell of a jumbone.
The man threw the jumbone at the dog's head.

by christine February 5, 2004

jumbonormous

A combination of Jumbo and Enormous

Wow, that stripper's breasts are jumbonormous!

by Global Smack December 4, 2010