jumbona

Also known as a "big fat greasy" a jumbona is an extremely fast and powerful erection, usually given from seeing a really hot girl.

She was so hot that I just popped a jumbona.

by Mark the Little April 8, 2004

Jumbobabe

A girl seen on the Jumbotron at a sporting event, especially a hot one, which is the type usually chosen for jumbofame since that's what the cameramen look for.

Wow, check out that jumbobabe! That's what live sports is really about!

by Funny Monkey Boy January 2, 2008

Jumbofame

The 3 to 7 seconds of fame one receives when being caught on the Jumbotron at a sporting event. The amount of screen time may be longer if one is doing something interesting-- or nasty.

Look at that jumbobabe shake it! She sure is enjoying her jumbofame!

by Funny Monkey Boy January 2, 2008

mumbo-jumboness

1. Saying stupid things
2. Saying confusing things
3. Saying annoying things

I am getting sick of all your mumbo-jumboness!

Your mumbo-jumboness is making is pissing me off.

Your mumbo-jumboness is driving me crazy.

by monkeyman40210 April 18, 2009

Jumboner

1. Jumbo + Boner = JUMBONER

2. Massive erection

I have a jumboner right now.

by big worm14 August 17, 2008

jumbone

To fuck a fat chick, usually to distract her while your friend tries to score with her hot friend.

I was playing wingman when Dave hooked up with Kelly, so I had to jumbone her friend.

by Mutt the Dog November 19, 2007

jumbone

a. a really large boner
b. a puppy chew

Man, that girl with the pert rack gave me a hell of a jumbone.
The man threw the jumbone at the dog's head.

by christine February 5, 2004