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jumblies 

Nice round breasts, some sweet as melon jugs, they are revealed via a low cutshirt. Jumblies should always be pointed out to a friend when visible.
"show me your jumblies lady!'
"psst, justin, 3 o'clock, carrie's jumblies are on display!"
jumblies by Macdaddy April 19, 2005

Jumblies 

The Jumblies are a people who went to sea in a sieve. Their heads are green and their hands are blue, and the lands where they live are far and few, so they left on a journey for countries anew, in their crockery jar in a sieve.
Far and few, far and few are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
And they went to sea in a sieve.
Jumblies by edwardLear June 2, 2013

mumbo-jumboness 

1. Saying stupid things
2. Saying confusing things
3. Saying annoying things
I am getting sick of all your mumbo-jumboness!

Your mumbo-jumboness is making is pissing me off.

Your mumbo-jumboness is driving me crazy.

jumblins 

big ol boobies! plump voluptuos, bra-filling, eye opening, you gotta look twice boobies!!!!
she's got jumblins son!

great code word to not sound obvious... you're with your boy and you peep a girl with some tigobitties, you say jumblins, and you both know the deal!
jumblins by LIL wayne's cousin January 10, 2008

J Crew Jumblies 

Yet another word for breasts. This one applies to the perky versions often found in tight trendy sweaters.
Check out the J Crew Jumblies on Ashley.
J Crew Jumblies by VinceBean February 5, 2007

male jumbliees 

Don't touch my male jumbliees they are sensitive.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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