jukum

A drug where you put poop in a balloon and blow in it so you get high

Hey dude let's do some jukum

by Jigga22395748282 February 1, 2018

Jujumagumbo

Made famous by Shawn Spencer of Psych, "jujumagumbo" is something that is completely extreme! Most often used in negative context, it can, however, be either good or bad. When it is used negatively, it is often preceded by "dark" or similar adjectives. Used in a positive way, it should follow "awesome", "amazing", etc.

That's some dark jujumagumbo! (Negative, obviously)

by LordOfTheFlame March 10, 2010

jukmifgguggh

A word which means receiving 0 search results on google. It was popularized in a Reddit thread regarding the accuracy of the number of search results displayed on a google search. It was used to prove that many random combinations of letters which are not expected to show search results do not actually produce any results.

I googled jukmifgguggh and no results came up

by Spongeturtle April 26, 2017

jakum

to go jack off in a corner and cum

He hella told him to jakum the other day.

Dude did you see Rohan? He was jakum with a fish.

by aknub February 5, 2008

Jukujo

Jukujo (熟女)

A type of mature Japanese woman who is considered somewhat attractive. Jukujo women are often 35 to 45 years old and have mature looks. Your typical mom next door type of woman of Japan, but who isn't necessarily cute, feisty, or slutty like a western cougar or MILF.

Their plain demeanor and looks are considered something of an underground fetish in the Japanese porn industry.

"There's no doubt that Midori Takase is taking the jukujo fetish to the next level. Known for her powerful biceps and rock hard abs, this well trained sports instructor has proven herself a true hottie. Despite her strong beef cake exterior, she contradicts that with a cute demure voice..."

by TreeAnt23 November 2, 2009

Julumber

A month that you use to get out of things that you don't want to do. Pronounced "Jew-Lumber". It often only makes people think you're a huge a-hole.

Guy 1: Hey when are you gonna get those survey results?

Witty jackass: On the 32 of Julumber

Guy 1: Prick...

by Jizzy Jan January 22, 2010

Jekumusic

Music too good to be true

OMG! It's Jekumusic! im your biggest fan! -fan
Yeah i know, everyone is. -Jekumusic

by Deer legs official December 7, 2021