Julumber

A month that you use to get out of things that you don't want to do. Pronounced "Jew-Lumber". It often only makes people think you're a huge a-hole.

Guy 1: Hey when are you gonna get those survey results?

Witty jackass: On the 32 of Julumber

Guy 1: Prick...

by Jizzy Jan January 22, 2010

Julember

Used when someone wants to pin you down to a particular date when something will be completed and you don't want to give an exact date. It is surprising how often people don't notice right away they've been bamboozled.

Your new home should be ready to move into, some time in late Julember.

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Julember

The month after Nocembuary

My birthday is on the 33rd of Julember

by Emerald armour July 22, 2021