American songwriter often described as the Shakespeare of the streets. Not to be confused with pop star and prostitute Jesse J.
Actually has an Oscar.
Black guy 1: Man, when Juicy J getting his Nobel Prize?
Black guy 2: Ohh word - Remember when he started a verse with "All I need is one more skank, dirty pussy, suck my dick?"
Black guy 1: Shit changed my life. I got my life motto from a Juicy song: "It ain't a strip club if they ain't showing pussy."
In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.
1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day
Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy JizzJanuary?
Person 1: Hell yeah.