6 definitions by Merriam W.

Cuckery

A place where newborn cuckholds (i.e. men who will, sometime in the future, be cuckholded by other men) are reared.

i.e. a nursery for infant cucks.

We get to go pick up my baby brother from the Cuckery on Wednesday.

by Merriam W. November 4, 2018

Fish Guy

A coded and secret phrase for publicly communicating the fact that a given male particularly enjoys cunnilingus, or eating pussy.

Brian: So I heard that Trevor is getting pretty into fish, huh?

Dave: Oh yeah, big fish guy.

by Merriam W. November 1, 2018

Juicy J

American songwriter often described as the Shakespeare of the streets. Not to be confused with pop star and prostitute Jesse J.

Actually has an Oscar.

Black guy 1: Man, when Juicy J getting his Nobel Prize?
Black guy 2: Ohh word - Remember when he started a verse with "All I need is one more skank, dirty pussy, suck my dick?"

Black guy 1: Shit changed my life. I got my life motto from a Juicy song: "It ain't a strip club if they ain't showing pussy."

by Merriam W. November 1, 2018

Black Women

Typically women of African-American heritage. Humanity's best singers, and overall people you are most happy to see at a party. Natural habitat is spiritual gospel choirs that sing hip-hop renditions. Tend to mate with humanity's best comedians and athletes: Black Men.

e.g. Wanda Sykes, Nicki Minaj, Harriet Tubman

Woke guy 1: Hey man what are you listening to - is that Whitney Houston?
Woke guy 2: Nope, this is Aretha Franklin - she's the best.
Woke guy 1: Oh man - I fucking love Black Women. I think I heard she is dating Chris Rock actually.

Woke guy 2: Fucking love Chris Rock.

by Merriam W. November 1, 2018

Fettuccine Mussolini

Prominent Italian chef, and youngest son of former Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. Was the original inspiration for, and currently shares a name with, the pasta fettuccine. Also a key player in the historical nomenclature of associated dish fettuccine alfredo. Twin brother of magician Zucchini Mussolini.

Greg: Mmmmm I love this authentic fettucine alredo pasta dish - thanks Olive Garden!

Waitress: You're welcome! Did you know that dish is named after the famous Italian pasta chef Fettuccine Mussolini?

Greg: Is he related to the magician or the facist dictator?

Waitress: Both!

Definition brought to you by Olive Garden.

by Merriam W. November 1, 2018

Charred Log

A turd, usually in the form of a singular, fecal cylinder.

I gotta go get rid of this charred log that has been smoldering in me all day.

by Merriam W. November 1, 2018