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jufro by Jupiter jufro April 7, 2019
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Couch Juror 

A Couch Juror is a person who sits at home and watches news stories of a person accused of a crime. This person then forms an opinion from filtered and biased news from either Conversative or Liberal networks. They then post on facebook and twitter about how the person is or isn't guilty based on their new-found "expert" knowledge of the situation. These people are closely related to "sheeple."
Friend 1: OJ so did it man! They found a glove and the news said he did it. Give that guy the chair! I even checked Snopes, they said he did it.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
Couch Juror by thedrod August 12, 2012
Related Words
jufro Ju frow? Jafro Juro jurota Judromiel Juffos junroi juron Juron-esque

Juror No. 7 

The Juror nicknamed (by the press) "Strawberry Shortcake" in the 2004 Scott Petterson trial and is the Juror at the center of the controversial Petterson's retrial request.
His lawyers say he should get a whole new trial because Juror No. 7 allegedly lied about having previously been a victim of domestic violence.
Juror No. 7 by talk2me-JCH2 August 11, 2022
I gotta go take a Juffos
Juffos by Lil K00K October 20, 2019

Juror's Beard 

The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.

Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.

Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
Juror's Beard by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011
a japanese man who says nigga a lot
damn jurota dont pay his child support!?!?
jurota by ATTC March 10, 2022

Jurongville secondary school 

Jurongville secondary school filled with many matreps and minahs ever since the merge of hong kah sec. All know how to vape, smoke and do tiktok. There’s also bunch of wannabe and kaysiao kids Well known security uncle “cik jo”. Not to forget our Mr Zubir and Mr Tang, who confirm chase late coming student and ask students to sit at the foyer. Confirm confiscate phone one.
Non jvs student: Eh you know the black polo uni school? The kaysiao one
Another non jvs student: oh you mean jurongville secondary school?
Non jvs student: yes!
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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