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mumbo-jumboness
I am getting sick of all your mumbo-jumboness!
Your mumbo-jumboness is making is pissing me off.
Your mumbo-jumboness is driving me crazy.
Your mumbo-jumboness is making is pissing me off.
Your mumbo-jumboness is driving me crazy.
mumbo-jumboness by monkeyman40210 April 18, 2009
juevon
¿Como estas, juevon?
jebone
A Jebone is a gorgeous pretty woman who is also smart and cunning she will always take care of anyone she encounters wether she was hurt by them they are always model wives and girlfriends she will always have your back and give you as much love as possible they are perfect if you have a jebone give them all your love
jubong
a jubong describes a person with a very small penis. this word originated from canada
a jubong does not describe someone who was born with a small penis (not a genetic condition) it does however describe someone whos penis became small due to outside influences (cutting, circumcision accident, emo-ness, etc)
a jubong does not describe someone who was born with a small penis (not a genetic condition) it does however describe someone whos penis became small due to outside influences (cutting, circumcision accident, emo-ness, etc)
jumbone
jumbone by Mutt the Dog November 19, 2007
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