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in chile it means dumbass or stupid ass and in mexico it means lazy ass
your a fuckin juebon
"eres un pinche juebon!"
juebon by juebon April 22, 2005
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mumbo-jumboness 

1. Saying stupid things
2. Saying confusing things
3. Saying annoying things
I am getting sick of all your mumbo-jumboness!

Your mumbo-jumboness is making is pissing me off.

Your mumbo-jumboness is driving me crazy.
Related Words
juebon juevon Jebone jubong jumbone jebon Jebonca jubongos jubonie juegon
In Chile, is used interchangably between asshole and buddy, primarily by young men.
¿Como estas, juevon?
juevon by DarkFreq May 12, 2007
A Jebone is a gorgeous pretty woman who is also smart and cunning she will always take care of anyone she encounters wether she was hurt by them they are always model wives and girlfriends she will always have your back and give you as much love as possible they are perfect if you have a jebone give them all your love
OMG I think she’s a Jebone
jebone by Holdlong December 12, 2020
a jubong describes a person with a very small penis. this word originated from canada

a jubong does not describe someone who was born with a small penis (not a genetic condition) it does however describe someone whos penis became small due to outside influences (cutting, circumcision accident, emo-ness, etc)
Edwin is such a jubong
jubong by linkness September 3, 2008

Jumboner 

1. Jumbo + Boner = JUMBONER

2. Massive erection
I have a jumboner right now.
Jumboner by big worm14 August 17, 2008
To fuck a fat chick, usually to distract her while your friend tries to score with her hot friend.
I was playing wingman when Dave hooked up with Kelly, so I had to jumbone her friend.
jumbone by Mutt the Dog November 19, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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