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juanphobic 

When you fear a person named Juan.
P1:Hey, this is my friend Juan!
P2:AHHHHH
Juan:What's wrong??
P1:Yeah I forgot P2 was Juanphobic
juanphobic by juanphobic July 16, 2021
Words you can keep
The very act of discriminating against a Jasmine, Jasmyne, Jazmine, Jazmyne, or any other variation of the name Jasmine.
"I'm Jasphobic."
"Why?"
"I just don't like Jasmine, but Dalia over there, mm I might give her a try."
"Dude, that's mean."
Jasphobic by LittleBrownKid2024 November 3, 2020
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Jayphobic 

Jayphobia is being mean to a Jay. If you bully a Jay you are not a very good person.
Man I’m so jayphobic”

Shut up Jeffrey
Jayphobic by dantheman3000 May 17, 2021

'Juanaholic 

'Juanaholic-(whan-a-holic) A person who comsumes large amounts of marijuana on a daily basis, and only achieve a "buzz" from the Marijuana, not the eurphoric, positive mood lift that the smoker once experienced from smoking marijuana.
Stoner 1-Hey man, can we burn one? Stoner 2-Outski bro. Stoner 1- Dude, no one likes a liar! You just picked up that quarter(1/4oz)!!! Stoner 2- Swear man! You know I live with a 'Juanaholic!!
'Juanaholic by Rollz Armani March 15, 2011

johnphobic 

Someone who fucking wants every person named john to fucking get hit by a meteor
Im so fucking johnphobic
johnphobic by Johnphobic February 13, 2022

Joanphobia

I went to the Deli and bought a sandwich. Joan winced at my white bread. My Joanphobia is kicking in.
Joanphobia by weinermandingus July 27, 2023

Jayphobic 

Someone who hates Jdc of the Bottom Valley
"I'm Jayphobic okay, I hate JDC"
Jayphobic by Rellana March 9, 2025
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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