juanphobic

When you fear a person named Juan.

P1:Hey, this is my friend Juan!
P2:AHHHHH
Juan:What's wrong??
P1:Yeah I forgot P2 was Juanphobic

by juanphobic July 16, 2021

Jasphobic

The very act of discriminating against a Jasmine, Jasmyne, Jazmine, Jazmyne, or any other variation of the name Jasmine.

"I'm Jasphobic."
"Why?"
"I just don't like Jasmine, but Dalia over there, mm I might give her a try."
"Dude, that's mean."

by LittleBrownKid2024 November 3, 2020

Jayphobic

Jayphobia is being mean to a Jay. If you bully a Jay you are not a very good person.

“Man I’m so jayphobic”

“Shut up Jeffrey”

by dantheman3000 May 17, 2021

'Juanaholic

'Juanaholic-(whan-a-holic) A person who comsumes large amounts of marijuana on a daily basis, and only achieve a "buzz" from the Marijuana, not the eurphoric, positive mood lift that the smoker once experienced from smoking marijuana.

Stoner 1-Hey man, can we burn one? Stoner 2-Outski bro. Stoner 1- Dude, no one likes a liar! You just picked up that quarter(1/4oz)!!! Stoner 2- Swear man! You know I live with a 'Juanaholic!!

by Rollz Armani March 15, 2011

johnphobic

Someone who fucking wants every person named john to fucking get hit by a meteor

Im so fucking johnphobic

by Johnphobic February 13, 2022

Joanphobia

Fear of my grandmother’s presence.

I went to the Deli and bought a sandwich. Joan winced at my white bread. My Joanphobia is kicking in.

by weinermandingus July 27, 2023

Jayphobic

Someone who hates Jdc of the Bottom Valley

"I'm Jayphobic okay, I hate JDC"

by Rellana March 9, 2025