JDC
Jason: "dude did you hear alex went to JDC"
Taylor: "no way man what did he do?"
Random Kid In The Hall: "he punched a baby"
Taylor: "no way man what did he do?"
Random Kid In The Hall: "he punched a baby"
Words you can keep
JDC
A cult of raging douchebags populating the business programs of Canadian universities. Usually found vandalizing their campus or passed out on benches at 3am in their signature matching jackets, students in JDC form packs and dawdle around campus giving handjobs to the business faculty to get endorsements for their club. The entrance requirements for JDC are as follows-
To join their club, a potential member must:
1. Be a douchebag
2. Have an affinity for snapbacks and cheap liquor
3. Have a GPA less than 2
4. Be a functioning alcoholic
5. Be able to give rimjobs to raise money
6. Have had the clap at least 4 times
7. Be prepared to be unemployed when they graduate
To join their club, a potential member must:
1. Be a douchebag
2. Have an affinity for snapbacks and cheap liquor
3. Have a GPA less than 2
4. Be a functioning alcoholic
5. Be able to give rimjobs to raise money
6. Have had the clap at least 4 times
7. Be prepared to be unemployed when they graduate
Student 1:"Last night some drunk UNBC douchebags in green jackets stole my 40 of Wisers and took a shit in the res mail room"
Student 2:"Sounds like JDC was at it again"
Student 2:"Sounds like JDC was at it again"
JDC by NumbaTwennyFoe September 27, 2014
Related Words
JDC • JDC0927 • JDCox • JDCR • Jdcrys • Jdcskdjeve • jdcszfjvhhdfszjnbvdfgsjkbdfgs • JD-Co • JD CON SU FLOW • jd cube
JDC
JDC by JoeTheCoasterFan September 10, 2022
JDCox
A popular slash couple from the TV Show, "Scrubs" pairing JD and Dr. Cox together romantically. It started out as fanfiction, then branched out to communities in LiveJournal, to now copious amounts of fanart. It has been know that fans also slash the actors, Zach Braff and John C. Mc Ginley.
Fans claim to love it because of Perry Cox's gruff attitude, claiming to find JD annoying, while secretly revealing at times that he really does care. Fans also love JD's "love sick puppy" behavior towards Dr. Cox, always trying to earn his love and to get him to call himself JD's "Mentor" while John Dorian is his self-proclaimed, "Protegee".
Fans claim to love it because of Perry Cox's gruff attitude, claiming to find JD annoying, while secretly revealing at times that he really does care. Fans also love JD's "love sick puppy" behavior towards Dr. Cox, always trying to earn his love and to get him to call himself JD's "Mentor" while John Dorian is his self-proclaimed, "Protegee".
Dr. Perry Cox:(Is talking about JD) Hold the phone: are you suggesting that if I sleep with him, that I won’t have to deal with problems like this? Because I’m seriously considering taking that hit.
(as Elliot walks off)
Dr. Perry Cox: I mean, honestly, what is he like in post-game? Is there spooning? Because I don’t spoon, I’m not a spooner.
Girl 1: Did you see that new JDCox picture that Graffiti2DMyHeart posted up?
Girl 2: Yeah! JD and Dr. Cox are so cute together!
(as Elliot walks off)
Dr. Perry Cox: I mean, honestly, what is he like in post-game? Is there spooning? Because I don’t spoon, I’m not a spooner.
Girl 1: Did you see that new JDCox picture that Graffiti2DMyHeart posted up?
Girl 2: Yeah! JD and Dr. Cox are so cute together!
JDCox by Graffiti2DMyHeart March 31, 2010
Jdcskdjeve
Jdcskdjeve by Calum H December 8, 2019
Jdcrys
Jdcrys by Jdcrys Shinkuu February 17, 2005
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A)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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