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jronk, a word describing a person who is just acting fucked up lame, sloshed, wack, or plain old rude while sober or just barely started drinking or getting high and is basically faking it for the sake of getting away with it since they are "officially" on something. but technically not fucked up or drunk.
Stop talking shit to your girl and talking back to me, you aint even buzzed, you being jronk af right now. get fucked up or ill fuck you up after your girl does. jronk ass... lol haha funny right? {girlfriend slams 5th bottle down gullet proceeds to drunk slam and flam bash her man like fish filet] i.e. see flam
jronk by nahjroberry4 February 20, 2019
Words you can keep
One person solely funding a podcast,twitch channel and youtube channel ran by the popular youtubers Matt and Tommy
"i was running low on some funds then this jeronki slipped me a 10"
Jeronki by thatguydave February 9, 2023
Related Words
jronk jonk jrock Jonker Jonking jonko jonkey Jonkler Jhonkerry JRON

The Jonkler 

Arch Enemy of Man
The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick
The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023
That Jornky looking real funky.
Jornky by LogantheChicken August 27, 2021

Jonksauce 

Of or pertaining to Josh Jonkman. Ew...
Hey look, there's Jonksauce, walkin' down the street. Ew...
Jonksauce by what_the_boss May 13, 2010

jonkin my jeter 

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.
You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!

Jonkonf'y 

Consensual soft kissing (in Klingon)
Torak looked deep into K'Paak's eyes endlessly yearning to Jonkonf'y.
Jonkonf'y by flagelin February 19, 2015
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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