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jronk, a word describing a person who is just acting fucked up lame, sloshed, wack, or plain old rude while sober or just barely started drinking or getting high and is basically faking it for the sake of getting away with it since they are "officially" on something. but technically not fucked up or drunk.

Stop talking shit to your girl and talking back to me, you aint even buzzed, you being jronk af right now. get fucked up or ill fuck you up after your girl does. jronk ass... lol haha funny right? {girlfriend slams 5th bottle down gullet proceeds to drunk slam and flam bash her man like fish filet] i.e. see flam

jronk by nahjroberry4 February 20, 2019

Words you can keep

Jeronki

One person solely funding a podcast,twitch channel and youtube channel ran by the popular youtubers Matt and Tommy

"i was running low on some funds then this jeronki slipped me a 10"

Jeronki by thatguydave February 9, 2023

Related Words

jronk • jonk • jrock • Jonker • Jonking • jonko • jonkey • Jonkler • Jhonkerry • JRON

The Jonkler

Arch Enemy of Man

The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick

The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023

Jornky

Dog cooking an omelette.

That Jornky looking real funky.

Jornky by LogantheChicken August 27, 2021

Jonksauce

Of or pertaining to Josh Jonkman. Ew...

Hey look, there's Jonksauce, walkin' down the street. Ew...

Jonksauce by what_the_boss May 13, 2010

jonkin my jeter

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.

You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!

jonkin my jeter by DJ Ridge and n00bd00dle March 17, 2011

Jonkonf'y

Consensual soft kissing (in Klingon)

Torak looked deep into K'Paak's eyes endlessly yearning to Jonkonf'y.

Jonkonf'y by flagelin February 19, 2015

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026