Jerold of Japan is a legendary samurai, who lives in the Japanese island district of Sugondese. Jerold is good friends with the Shogun at Sugondese, which is none other than Keanu Reeves. The Shogun Keanu Reeves and Jerold of Japan defended their homeland from the evil Mongol army that was led by Bertram Khan with the aid of Captain A. Beard. and Big V The Fantastic Spartan. Years later Jerold then joined the Lemonators so that they could free the world from all evil such as FFA and MESA.
The hidden jew gold that jews are unwilling to: admit that they have, share, show, or spend. Often found in large chunks or nuggets, jew gold is extremely valuable and those lucky enough to posses it are powerless to its power to never share it.
Hey look at Jakob. He's been so busy hoarding his jold, no wonder he hasn't been at work or class.
Unit of measurement used to quantitatively define luck. Exists in the metric system of measurement. One jrrld is equivalent to 1 minor unlucky event per every 8 hours. Examples of minor unlucky events include, but are not limited to, losing 10 dollars.
It is important to note that this unit is NOT logarithmic.
"Holy moly, I just had a decajrrld of a day. I had to go to the hospital because I dropped a pen and it bounced straight into my eye..."