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The hidden jew gold that jews are unwilling to: admit that they have, share, show, or spend. Often found in large chunks or nuggets, jew gold is extremely valuable and those lucky enough to posses it are powerless to its power to never share it.

Hey look at Jakob. He's been so busy hoarding his jold, no wonder he hasn't been at work or class.

jold by wrathofgrapes May 12, 2011

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Jold

A combination of jizz/mold.

BongRip had some jold on his chin while he was on cam.

Jold by Marrrgon April 7, 2011

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gaycob jold

a cool guy, very attractive.

WOW Gaycob Jold is sooo coool!!!!

gaycob jold by Insanely amazing kid November 19, 2017

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joldy

Physique of a Greek god, brain of Einstein, and heart of gold.

Joldy' s hot factor is especIally high today.

joldy by Carriedefs October 7, 2017

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Joldes

Name that is used for jews and for people that never wash themselves.
They also step in shit with coconut slippers

you fucking joldes

Joldes by zeph1xx October 11, 2023

jolding

Lmao I think it’s making something

Stop jolding fursuits

jolding by Ruff boi December 16, 2020

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jolden

Someone who is creative, loyal, cheerful, sly, and very persis tent when it comes to what they want and desire.

That's a very jolden thing to do.

jolden by Mcslimpin February 11, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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