jozzer

Another word for a "joker".

e.g.

" ... and it was so funny!"
" Lmao, you actuall jozzer!"

by icecreamandchips2 June 22, 2009

jozzer

A thick person. A general waste of space!!!

Fuck off you jozzer,
That jozzer is a anal rapist,
Have you seen that jozzer over there, it's no coincidence hes a hadji.

by Mike and Rich March 11, 2008

Jozzer

A farmer

Person 1 : oi jozzer move the tractor

Person 2 : sorry mate

by Danthegamer December 21, 2019

al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face

im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera

by jizza000 December 29, 2015

Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019

jazzerette

a small piece of jazz music , also a guitar suitable to play a sort of jazzy music

listen to my jazzerette;
i play a little jazzerette on my Jazzerette in the buffette of the wasserette

by Smoke Bosvogel August 19, 2008

Fizzy Jizzer

Term used when during oral sex the member giving a blow job puts pop rocks into their mouth and proceeds to give head giving the receiver an exploding burst of pleasure.

Wendy's throat was sore after giving me a Fizzy Jizzer.

by Royalwolf January 19, 2011