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A funny, mean, but really intelligent and bright young man. He is super sexy but a lot of people are afraid to ask him out. He is very nasty & freaky. He has struggles of staying to himself. He sticks up for family and friends. Has no fear of anything. People get his kindness confused as something else. Get you a Joziah, he will make you the happiest!
“Joziah is so cute and funny. He’s been my crush for the longest.”
Joziah by Cute Boy Names March 18, 2018
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jozyah • joziah • Josyah • Joyah • jazyah • jocyah • Joezyah • Joiyah • jonyah • Jozeah
Avery young sexy man who kind of resembles Kristopher London. Although he may be a man of few words his rather large penis makes up for it. The ladies cream when they hear the amount of Fortnite dubs he has, so many in fact that I creamed 3 times while writing this.
Fan 1: Hey that's LSK

Fan 2: No way let's get his autograph

Fan 1: Hey Kris! Can I get your auto...
Joziah: Go f**k yourself
*Fan 1 later went on to become Barack Obama*
Joziah by MWOODZ October 19, 2018

The Jooyah Disaster 

A Clan Deets word.

The Jooyah Disaster was a fictional battle between Clan Deets and an unknown enemy, where Clan Deets was heavily wounded, and thus began thier "quest" into Deets every week to find and destroy the enemy.

"Kyle" AKA "Kyo", or "Kybes", pointed to a large messed-up spot of grass on the side of a hill as the scene of The Jooyah Disaster, but evidence shows that this was not a battle site, but instead a spot where "Scott", among other people, had taken a busted up chair and slid down the hill like it was a sled.
"Never forget The Jooyah Disaster"

The Jooyah Disaster 

An tragic even whereferry flipped upside down in Africa, killing a lot of people.

Clan Deets lost powerful allies in the Jooyah Disaster and therefore they will never forget the Jooyaha
The Jooyah Disaster by sckit June 7, 2005
Many people have heard of the name “Janiyah “ or “janyah” but it seems no one spells it Jonyah so I’ll write about it myself. Jonyah is a funny ,smart , beautiful person. She’ll always be on your mind when you meet her. She’s athletic and hardworking, jonyah always chasing her dreams with dignity. She’s ahead of every game and always ready to stand up for what’s right. She’s the girl you want in your life , she always has a shoulder to cry and she’s very understanding. She loves to put other people first but never herself. She’s sometimes bipolar and she’s quick to get attached too. You need a jonyah in your life.
Damn you see her? She’s gotta be a jonyah.
Oh her? That’s jonyah!

Jonyah? Yeah she fine.
jonyah by Mirroredreflection December 12, 2022
Joziyah’s got robotude, he goes ham-straight beast mode. He throws chairs at his teachers. He’s a miniature version of his mama with her good looks and bad azz demeanor. He’s a mini-soul version of his other mama, destined for the same paths, which is why all three vibe for all the tiiiime. But just cause his mamaz are gay as hell, don’t mean he is.

He puts the pussy on the chaaainwaaax!!!!
“Joziyah loves and respects his mama, but loves to disrespect da hoes!”
“Who’s Onyx’s big bro?!
Oh! You mean Joziyah?!”
joziyah by Onyxita Bleausy September 22, 2022
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