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Joleah
The sweetest, cutest, nicest girl you could ever have the chance of meeting, she will always be there for you, she will come of as shy and quiet but those qualities are the ones you will fall for in a girl like her, never let her go if you meet a girl like her. <3
Joleah by anaklusmos August 1, 2011
Joziah
A funny, mean, but really intelligent and bright young man. He is super sexy but a lot of people are afraid to ask him out. He is very nasty & freaky. He has struggles of staying to himself. He sticks up for family and friends. Has no fear of anything. People get his kindness confused as something else. Get you a Joziah, he will make you the happiest!
Joziah by Cute Boy Names March 18, 2018
Joziah
Avery young sexy man who kind of resembles Kristopher London. Although he may be a man of few words his rather large penis makes up for it. The ladies cream when they hear the amount of Fortnite dubs he has, so many in fact that I creamed 3 times while writing this.
jozeph
Usually a loner with a lot of friends. He enjoys his alone time but also enjoys the company of others. He’s extremely smart but only when he wants to be. Very charming and any girl would be very lucky to have him. Jozeph enjoys his time playing video games and spends most of his time doing so. Very funny and can make anyone laugh but can be quite annoying at times and others will get frustrated by this. Overall, Jozeph may seem like a jerk but once you get to know him, his heart is pure gold.
Friend 1:He’s so smart and handsome. He’s funny too he’s perfect for me. I wonder what his name is.
Friend 2: He seems like a Jozeph to me.
Friend 2: He seems like a Jozeph to me.
jozeph by Theloverofonespecialboy March 10, 2018
joseah
a talented person that has a kind heart, and also smart. They’re very romantic and affectionate to the people they Love. They’re always successful when they grow up. They’re also very attractive and can pull any genders just by being themselves without even trying , they have deep stories behind their smiles and recognitions. Has mental health problems but tends to not open up about it, but they’re willing to help people. Acts bold but actually weak. Very sexy but insecure
joseah by goodies_godess November 21, 2021
jozeph
jozeph is a curly haired boy who has one of the best sense of humors a person can have. his warm and calming presence has a way of making a person feel as though time is infinite. he loves old, romantic, and classic movies because he enjoys being able to put himself in the situations of the characters and imagine a life displayed in those movies. jozeph is naturally very sweet and charismatic. he displays those traits with the things he does and says, especially when it's directed to the people he cares most about. the way he loves others is so beautiful, and in most people's eyes, his soul is the definition of perfect. falling in love with him is effortless, but be careful as to not take everything he says at face value. self-awareness is not something he's very good at recognizing. it's heartbreaking the way he views himself, though; the way the mirror tells him lies. if he could only see himself through the lenses of other people, only then would he realize how important and necessary his existence is.
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026