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Jozeah is a funny guy and a good friend he loves to make beats and loves to rap he's good at it just like he's good at getting girls he's fun to be with even tho he don't really talk but if you get to know him you will love fall in love lady's
Jozeah is really a good raper and beat maker
Jozeah by Jozeah September 27, 2019
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The sweetest, cutest, nicest girl you could ever have the chance of meeting, she will always be there for you, she will come of as shy and quiet but those qualities are the ones you will fall for in a girl like her, never let her go if you meet a girl like her. <3
im lucky to have joleah as my girl :)
Joleah by anaklusmos August 1, 2011
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Jozeah • joziah • Joleah • jozeph • jazeah • Joezah • JoLeaha • JoMeah • Joneah • joseah
A funny, mean, but really intelligent and bright young man. He is super sexy but a lot of people are afraid to ask him out. He is very nasty & freaky. He has struggles of staying to himself. He sticks up for family and friends. Has no fear of anything. People get his kindness confused as something else. Get you a Joziah, he will make you the happiest!
“Joziah is so cute and funny. He’s been my crush for the longest.”
Joziah by Cute Boy Names March 18, 2018
Avery young sexy man who kind of resembles Kristopher London. Although he may be a man of few words his rather large penis makes up for it. The ladies cream when they hear the amount of Fortnite dubs he has, so many in fact that I creamed 3 times while writing this.
Fan 1: Hey that's LSK

Fan 2: No way let's get his autograph

Fan 1: Hey Kris! Can I get your auto...
Joziah: Go f**k yourself
*Fan 1 later went on to become Barack Obama*
Joziah by MWOODZ October 19, 2018
Usually a loner with a lot of friends. He enjoys his alone time but also enjoys the company of others. He’s extremely smart but only when he wants to be. Very charming and any girl would be very lucky to have him. Jozeph enjoys his time playing video games and spends most of his time doing so. Very funny and can make anyone laugh but can be quite annoying at times and others will get frustrated by this. Overall, Jozeph may seem like a jerk but once you get to know him, his heart is pure gold.
Friend 1:He’s so smart and handsome. He’s funny too he’s perfect for me. I wonder what his name is.

Friend 2: He seems like a Jozeph to me.
a talented person that has a kind heart, and also smart. They’re very romantic and affectionate to the people they Love. They’re always successful when they grow up. They’re also very attractive and can pull any genders just by being themselves without even trying , they have deep stories behind their smiles and recognitions. Has mental health problems but tends to not open up about it, but they’re willing to help people. Acts bold but actually weak. Very sexy but insecure
You’re so perfect, like Joseah.
joseah by goodies_godess November 21, 2021
jozeph is a curly haired boy who has one of the best sense of humors a person can have. his warm and calming presence has a way of making a person feel as though time is infinite. he loves old, romantic, and classic movies because he enjoys being able to put himself in the situations of the characters and imagine a life displayed in those movies. jozeph is naturally very sweet and charismatic. he displays those traits with the things he does and says, especially when it's directed to the people he cares most about. the way he loves others is so beautiful, and in most people's eyes, his soul is the definition of perfect. falling in love with him is effortless, but be careful as to not take everything he says at face value. self-awareness is not something he's very good at recognizing. it's heartbreaking the way he views himself, though; the way the mirror tells him lies. if he could only see himself through the lenses of other people, only then would he realize how important and necessary his existence is.
"whenever i'm around him, time seems to slow down."
"who?"
"jozeph"
jozeph by soup_1205 February 18, 2023
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