I was joywalking my dog until the national guard stopped me and asked why I wasn’t following the CDC’s guideline of washing my bum, spreading my legs 6 feet apart, and grabbing my ankles

Joywalking by BootLiquor March 29, 2020

Related Words

joyeal • joeal • Joyal • JONEAL • joyelle • Joywalking • Jayeal • Joceal • Joealla • JOeally

Joyal

Once a king and champion. Never gives up. Handsome as well as courageous. Kind hearted as well as loving.

Joyal is here

Joyal by Joyal September 28, 2018

joypall

When something joypalls you or is joypalling, it appalls you but amuses you at the same time. Used especially when the amusing part does not redeem the appalling part or makes it worse.

-During the Republican debate, Brian Williams said that Rick Perry had executed more death row inmates than any governor in modern times, and the audience erupted into the loudest cheers of the night.
-I'm... joypalled.

joypall by thibgc November 22, 2011

Joyal

A decent looking lad that talks to 4 girls at the same time

Joyal is a man slut

Joyal by Your one and truly February 21, 2019

Joyal With Cheese

A grilled cheese containing either three or four pieces of bread with cheese in between each layer.

"Yo man, you're getting a big mac? Mine as well have a Joyal with Cheese"

Joyal With Cheese by Fluffhead403 December 26, 2011

JONEAL

yes, but no. Something that always happens except when it doesn't. Its when you do your equations correct and you will always get this answer except when you don't. An answer you will always sometimes get, except for when you dont.

That was just a fucking JONEAL!!!

JONEAL by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026