joust'er 

The anti gay way to joust.

Two men running at each other with long poles riding horses, please don't come on.

Gay: "Joust"

(A combat between two mounted knights or men-at-arms using lances; a tilting match.)

Anti Gay: "joust'er"

Middle English, from Old French juste, from juster, to joust, from Vulgar Latin *iûxtâre, to be next to, from Latin iûxtâ, close by; see yeug- in Indo-European roots.

joust'er by Sean Phillips SLDPRT December 29, 2007

Butt-Jouster 

A homosexual who does a running start to engage in anal sex with his male parter.

Jesus! Look at that F*ing butt-jouster! He gives a new meaning to the term, "I will get medieval on your hinee!"

Butt-Jouster by G-Stein May 20, 2007

Confused Jouster 

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.

Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.

Confused Jouster by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013

dick jouster 

n. a person who either is actually gay or is acting homosexual, therefore seemingly wanting to touch the dick of another man with his own dick

Carl was going to to a gay strip club, he's obviously a dick jouster

dick jouster by Aarik July 21, 2007

richard jouster

two gay guys sword fighting with their dicks.

i'd prefer not to stupid richard jouster!

richard jouster by Mike Yarbrough July 31, 2012

Jouster 

Glasgow (Scotland) slang for an annoying, uncooperative person.

"I'm on deadline and he hasn't given me those reports yet. He's a pure jouster by the way"!

Jouster by Robert Bryers February 3, 2006

Mud Jouster 

One who prefers to use the tradesman's entrance even when the front door is open; one whose preferred route for the delivery of pleasure is the Hershey Highway; one who packs brown, dairy and sugar-based confectionery in a Devon factory for a living; one who finds mud on the end of his lance after same-sex shenanigans.

Origins: 'The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words'

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at his drink – it’s a half pint.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the way he stands.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the shit on the end of his cock.’

Mud Jouster by Stewart Ferris July 11, 2004