jouriel
Jouriel stinks
jouriel by Rodger.432 November 20, 2023
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jourdel
Jourdel, a man who loves sunflower seeds and will not give them up for the world. Jourdel is most likely to be kind funny, and post memes on a account called Sandusky. If you have a jourdel in your life don’t take them for granted and they will always have feelings for those they care most about.
jourdel by Sexybeast545 February 27, 2018
Journelist Wedgie
When the victom is given a regular wedgie on a computer chair, they are taped or tied to the chair forced to type exactly what is happening. If they stop typing, the giver gives them a worse wedgie. They keep this up until giver says that the typing is good enough, by good enough I mean good grammer, spelling, and detail.
I like to write, and my friend knows that, So, at her house, she gives me a journelist wedgie and I typed exactly what was happening. I got yanked 6 times and it lasted 10 minutes.
Journelist Wedgie by Nefertiti9892 May 16, 2010
jobriel
Jobriel is a tall dude that’s hot and is taller than his mom. He wears glasses and is 6 feet tall. He’s insecure and caring, and sometimes acts like a Gabriel. Overall, he’s the dude every girl wants. I bet even his mom likes him.
Selena: “Jobriel is so hot”
Edwin: “Jobriel is so annoying because he steals all the girls and looks like his pretty mom and tall dad.”
Edwin: “Jobriel is so annoying because he steals all the girls and looks like his pretty mom and tall dad.”
jobriel by Definitions2 September 30, 2022
Joriel
a person containing Chuck Norris like skills or serious ninja skills
short, contains Superman strength...but no laser eyes
short, contains Superman strength...but no laser eyes
Joriel by Chuck_Norris's_Apprentice February 4, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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