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jourdel
Jourdel, a man who loves sunflower seeds and will not give them up for the world. Jourdel is most likely to be kind funny, and post memes on a account called Sandusky. If you have a jourdel in your life don’t take them for granted and they will always have feelings for those they care most about.
jourdel by Sexybeast545 February 27, 2018
jodrell
Cockney rhyming slang for wank (to masturbate).
Derived from "Jodrell Bank", the Jodrell Bank Observatory in Cheshire, home to the 76-m Lovell Telescope which shot to fame when it tracked the Sputnik satellite in 1957.
Derived from "Jodrell Bank", the Jodrell Bank Observatory in Cheshire, home to the 76-m Lovell Telescope which shot to fame when it tracked the Sputnik satellite in 1957.
Journelist Wedgie
When the victom is given a regular wedgie on a computer chair, they are taped or tied to the chair forced to type exactly what is happening. If they stop typing, the giver gives them a worse wedgie. They keep this up until giver says that the typing is good enough, by good enough I mean good grammer, spelling, and detail.
I like to write, and my friend knows that, So, at her house, she gives me a journelist wedgie and I typed exactly what was happening. I got yanked 6 times and it lasted 10 minutes.
Journelist Wedgie by Nefertiti9892 May 16, 2010
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