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Jourdel, a man who loves sunflower seeds and will not give them up for the world. Jourdel is most likely to be kind funny, and post memes on a account called Sandusky. If you have a jourdel in your life don’t take them for granted and they will always have feelings for those they care most about.
“I really want to date that Jourdel. “That jourdel is so kind”.
jourdel by Sexybeast545 February 27, 2018
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If you meet a person named Jourdel they are usually known for eating sunflower seeds 83% of the time, and known for being a good human being. People named Jourdel will also make you laugh. Jourdels are often spotted on istagram accounts, for example an account called Sandusky.

Whenever you meet a Jourdel, tell him he's a G.
That boy Jourdel is so handsome. I would like some of that Jourdel inside me.
jourdel by ElJoelRoed May 28, 2018
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Journelist Wedgie 

When the victom is given a regular wedgie on a computer chair, they are taped or tied to the chair forced to type exactly what is happening. If they stop typing, the giver gives them a worse wedgie. They keep this up until giver says that the typing is good enough, by good enough I mean good grammer, spelling, and detail.
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