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We fuckin on the jouch tonight, baby 😔
Jouch by Lavtea September 17, 2019
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> Jean or Denim Couch. A staple in most mid-west or St. Augustine based homes>
jouch, denim couch, jean couch, couch, jofa
Jouch by Manchejenning September 14, 2011
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a couch made out of jeans,

(screw u raiden)
1. would you like to sit on the jouch with me?
2. what if we kisses on the jouch? 😳
jouch by EndyCake May 12, 2021
A loose, used, worn out, stretched, and flap like vagina that has usually given several births.
The old lady down the street definitely has a jouch.
Jouch by Webster0554 December 8, 2019

Juche necromancy 

The ability of North Korean people to come back to life after reportedly been executed or died due to illness. Named after the DPRK state ideology, Juche, which is translated to "self-reliance".
Person 1: BBC reports that Kim Jong-un has disappeared from the state media and is probably dead.
Person 2: Just give it a few weeks. The power of Juche necromancy will resurrect him.
Juche necromancy by portfar September 20, 2021
Definition - A term that is used colloquially to add some fance to the english word of ouch.
*gitz hedshot* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUC.

“Dude I can’t submit this word in its true form as a 1 word sentence.” JOUC!
Jouc by Joooouc February 1, 2023
Other word for god.
I believe in Joscha
Joscha by Joscha lul July 12, 2017
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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