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One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He’s also a massive MASSIVE nerd… but in a good way. He can be a little quiet at first but if you spend enough time around him you’ll soon come to realise how thoughtful and funny and perfect he is. There is no one that comes close to a Joschka. He is sporty and funny and intelligent and GORGEOUS. What more could you want?
Who’s that fitty over there?

Must be a Joschka!
Joschka by ryanreynoldsiscool November 22, 2021
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The best person alive. Loves everyone! Is loved by everyone. Always nice to everyone. Can get mad at someone easily. Overreacts sometimes. Loves irony. Always makes dumb and bad jokes even if the situation doesn’t call for it. Loves dark humor. Generally he’s weird but that’s what makes him unique and perfect in his own way.
Joschka is Great.
Joschka by NotJoschka November 21, 2021
Joschka is a beautiful person, she is kind and lovely. Everyone she talks to gets butterflys up their ass. She always makes everyone feel better in the best possible way
Chad: should we hang out with Joschka today?
Mongouse: oh hell yeah!
Joschka by De men November 21, 2021
Fucking fat faggot fucking stupid hoe fuck you joschka
Eww its a fucking joschka kill it
Joschka by Tony boggenst March 13, 2019

Joschka Moschka 

very tall person who is afraid of dogs, often seen with a "Sarah Marah"
Hey look, he is running away from the dog, he must be a Joschka Moschka!
Joschka Moschka by darkrai2! November 1, 2020

dirty joschka 

the act of dickslapping your girl on the moment that you cum.
why does your cheek hurt?

he did a dirty joschka to me last night.
dirty joschka by thepipimaster9682 October 20, 2022
Other word for god.
I believe in Joscha
Joscha by Joscha lul July 12, 2017
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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