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The Best Girl that can possibly be conceived in the entire universe, She is always found smiling and will always help and aid those in need. Jostina's are extreemly rare to find and once found must be contained as to not lose her among the other ordinary girls.
Eg.I found a JOSTINA! :o
Jostina by Ma1ek June 29, 2011
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jostie • josie • joshie • Jossie • Josie Bishop • Josti • jostle • jostin • Justie • Jesties
JUSTIE - A male who is so politically correct that he is emasculated. He is so deprived of his male role or identity that he is ashamed to be born a man. He compensates by being so politically correct that he is rendered a "plonker". Plonker being English slang for a fool. This saying emerged from Canada's Prime Minister who surrendered his own manhood to selfies and political correctness .
Justin Trudeau was seen flapping his arms around saying that "we don't say mankind but we like to say 'peoplekind'...it's more inclusive.'' This guy is such a little Justie.

I heard about this Justie who wanted to change several politically incorrect words: Mankind to Peoplekind, Manatee to Peopleatee, Man-O-War to People-O-War, Man-Up to People-Up and even Manitoba to Peopleatoba.
Justie by WIdeas that matter February 9, 2018
Jossie, a girl who’s always nice and incredibly beautiful. They always have the best style in clothing! They have a great personality that can make anyone fall in love. They will always be there for you and can get easily attached. She usually loves icecream. She’s pretty chill as well. They usually think bad about themselves so go ahead and let them know that they are great.
Person: that girl is always looking their best
Person 2: yeah she’s such a Jossie
Jossie by Yesterdays chicken September 23, 2018
An extraordinarily wonderful person who can brighten up your day and make you feel so loved. He'll do absolutely anything for you just to put a smile on your face. He will wait however long he needs to just see you even if you're running a little late. He can make you feel like the most special person in the entire world. He's lovable, adorable, and all the wonderful -ables there are! He'll always be there by your side or to give that much needed hug.

"He's the most fantastic person I know, and I love him so fricken much!" -Anonymous
Joshie is the sweetest most amazing person I've ever met!

No matter how I'm feeling, Joshie is somehow always able to lift my spirits and make me so happy.
Joshie by Incognito Anonymous Person February 24, 2019

josiesexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to Josie Saltzman and Simps over her
Omg Hope was having sex dreams about Josie, she has too be Josiesexual
josiesexual by Josie simp 😏 December 30, 2020

jostlefoxing 

Insertion of a penis into a leprosy sore.
Jostlefoxing fetish porn! *Now with unwashed lepers!
jostlefoxing by oddwallawallawalla September 22, 2009
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