Justie

JUSTIE - A male who is so politically correct that he is emasculated. He is so deprived of his male role or identity that he is ashamed to be born a man. He compensates by being so politically correct that he is rendered a "plonker". Plonker being English slang for a fool. This saying emerged from Canada's Prime Minister who surrendered his own manhood to selfies and political correctness .

Justin Trudeau was seen flapping his arms around saying that "we don't say mankind but we like to say 'peoplekind'...it's more inclusive.'' This guy is such a little Justie.

I heard about this Justie who wanted to change several politically incorrect words: Mankind to Peoplekind, Manatee to Peopleatee, Man-O-War to People-O-War, Man-Up to People-Up and even Manitoba to Peopleatoba.

by WIdeas that matter February 9, 2018

Justie

A little person. You could insinuate that they are midgets but they may bite your ankles. They also tend to be poor at handling their spit when it is mixed with alcohol. You may think they are drooling but they likely will try to deny it by saying that it was just 'watery' puke. They also are known for propositioning people when intoxicated so always bring a dental dam when a Justie is around.

Devin: Yo dude this totally wack chick just asked to make out with me and then drooled all over herself!"

Ian: Oh! you've totally just met a Justie! Protect your ankles!"

by DEVINIHNAT&IANSMITH November 21, 2010

Justie

A person who serves as both best friend and just friend.

"Rayan is not just a friend, he is like my justie"

by Rayrifat March 23, 2019

Justie

An Ellie's best friend. He's darling, witty, charming, and exudes pervert. But no ones cares after he unleashes the full force of his big baby browns. Not to mention his bodacious Brittany! By the way, he likes to lunchbox before school in the morning. Sometimes he can let you down, but really, who could resist him? He's ace at answering calls at two in the morning! And an expert at climbing down your roof on valentine's day (really, not)! "But he sure can kiss.." oh, that's a line from one of his favorite movies, My Best Friend's Wedding. Yeah, he's a total girl, but he's not. Really he's not. He's wonderful. This is for all you girls who may consider dating a Justie. Fair warning, his best friend is crazy about him! Only one girl's got a Justie. And for now, it's lucky little Ellie!

Brittany: Ugh, Justie is so awesome, I think I saw him lunchboxing from my window this morning.
Amy: You know, his best friend, Ellie, is totally mint!

by Ellie Cat February 28, 2010

jussied

When America is so great, you have to pay to get oppressed.

Damn bro, I'm running low on victim mentality. Maybe we should get jussied.

by Rustynutzz February 17, 2019

Pulling a Jussie

When you fake a hate crime on yourself for personal or financial gain, usually blaming white males or conservatives.

Damn, that gay guy Jared down the street was caught pulling a Jussie when she spray painted "Trump is president now, you faggot!" on his Prius.

by god emperor blumpfth February 24, 2019

Chav Justice Warrior

Fools from the UK whose entire self-worth is derived from their favourite football team. They barely care about their own children half the time, if at all, but will become enraged at the idea of a European Super League. A barely legible regional accent, a football scarf, and the latest £150 Nike Air Max bubble trainers that don't last ten minutes is compulsory. Often seen in the safety of herds of its own species shouting Fuck Off You're Going Down at the opposing team, its fans, old ladies in Lidl car parks, or whoever else walks by them in Butlins/Pontins/Benidorm. Pay attention and you'll see the older fatter ones who are too unfit to cause much trouble egging on the younger more impressionable ones to cause it for them by proxy. If they have a garden garden it is likely covered in rubbish and shredded plastic toys that were chewed to bits by pitbulls. They think the 5G phone network is a government psyop and that university is a myth. More recently they have been spotted standing around outside football stadiums looking upset, holding hand-written signs saying things like, 'i luvs me futball i do', 'i luv futty more than me own kids innit', '5G made me do it', 'im a gud dad me like', 'i wont pay child support but i will pay 700 quid for a limited edition pair of trainers', 'me pitbull george best ate 5 of are kids but as long as man u is still in the premiership im appy like', etc etc.

Chav Justice Warriors often vote torie because they don't like immigrants or foreigners, despite the fact at least half of their favourite football team is non-white.

by AliceInUtero May 2, 2021