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Someone who will always make your life better and stay with you forever and that you will always love. Josios are known to be funny , musical, athletic , and all around gentlemen. Josios are very protective of their friends but at they same time quite emotional. If a josio is in love they have committed everything to that person. If you have a josio never let them go cuz that might be the worst mistake of your life.
Hey that guy is really funny.

He must be a josio.
josio by Sekani Aguilar May 3, 2020
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A gorgeous person that will always try to make you smile, she is beautiful in every single way. She is also very kind and always dreams of world peace, she is and looks heavenly. She is super fashionable and plain perfect. She is also smart and very hardworking. Sometimes she is misunderstood, but it's all part of being a fabulous Josi
Woah, I can't believe how perfect that girl is her name must be Josi
Josi by None of your business 1 2 3 November 11, 2019
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Josip Broz Tito 

Chill dude.
He lead Yugoslavia and has fought in some wars back in the day.
Loved by his people and hated by Stalin. That was Tito.
Did this Josip Broz Tito really fuck Elizabeth Taylor?

josiesexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to Josie Saltzman and Simps over her
Omg Hope was having sex dreams about Josie, she has too be Josiesexual
josiesexual by Josie simp 😏 December 30, 2020
The smartest, hottest, inspiring, goodhearted woman you'll ever meet.

If you know a Josima be sure to keep her. They are hard to find!
Josima by camiluc November 28, 2012
Josiahs are some of the greatest people you will ever meet in your entire life. Josiahs tend to make everyone around them laugh and is well known for being the greatest of all time. While josiahs are usually acting a fool they are surprisingly intelligent. Josiahs are the type of person you want to know due to their good looks intelligence and just being an all around awesome dude.
Man that type of josiah is such a character.
Josiah by ElderDraco270 November 18, 2017
Josia is a amazing person that everyone wants to date. An extremely handsome man and with an great personality. He's truly a very special guy and once you get to know him. I He'll change your world to make it better. He might not think he's worthy of the world, but truth to be told, he deserves much more, he deserves the universe. He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person but you must take time to know him because he will make your life a better place. His love is heartfelt and sincere, that no amount can feel too much. He's the man you can't imagine life without. He's person you'll spend your days thinking about, wanting to speak to, care for, be there for. He's been through so much yet has a fighting spirit. You will adore, admire and love him.. You'll want to be there for him through thick and thin no matter what. A man like this will make you feel like you've never felt before. He is the sexiest person out there that you can ask for who secretly extremely intelligent. In addition to being a cool guy, he is amazingly hot guy who has hot abs. Josia is also sometimes referred to as a god as he has a some godly aura which follows him around. He has beautiful brown eyes that make you want to never stop looking at. He has the sweetest big smile you will ever see. Josia is Always sweet but when he has beef with people he will beat the crap out of them. He likes the sports Tennis and wrestling. That can win a girls heart instant.
Person 1:Damn Who is that Hot guy

Person 2: His name is Josia the hottest Guy in the whole world.

Person 1: His mine!

Person 2: HIS MINE!!!
Josia by The wog boy April 24, 2019
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