How am i supposed to feel, i will do as i feel is right,i miss my father, he is out there, where i want to be,doing things that i feel i should be doing, in order to be a man. But not completely, the moves that i make make me a man in my own way,and through the next few days i will discover what it takes to be a man, and the next few months and the next few years will tell me that i will regret nothing and life is what it is and to enjoy every second,because after death there will be no more....

Me as a whole, for the time being a person called JoshuaSheren

JoshuaSheren by Kingflail October 21, 2010

Joshuas Dick

Joshuas Dick Size Is Very Big. He Could Rip Your Bootie hole apart. His Size Can Go Up To 8 Or 9 Inches. Goodluck Trying To Keep Your Girl Away From Joshua's Big Horse Cock.

Joshuas Dick Is So Big I Turned Gay!

Joshuas Dick by LartyMichael May 20, 2021

joshuasexual

When your in deep in love with Joshua Bassett

oh i’m joshuasexual

joshuasexual by joshua bassett December 31, 2020

JoshuaSyndrome

Your friend named Joshua, who likes to be an auto-correct machine, you use the wrong word, phrase he's gonna auto-correct

There's an man, "JoshuaSyndrome" would instantly react and won't let u fix it even though you know you used the wrong word and know it's supposed to be "There's a man."

Common Symptoms of this:
Being Super Gay
Being Annoying
Super anti-social
Introvert

JoshuaSyndrome by Hunterposkill March 19, 2021

joshuasexual

When you are in deep love with Joshua Bassett and would get run over by a bus for him

Someone: hey what’s your sexuality

Me: oh i’m joshuasexual

joshuasexual by joshua bassett December 31, 2020

Joshasseur

A person, typically male with a good lumberjack like appearance, usually known for a refined taste in assholes.

Skills: ability to detect the shading of the female asshole just by looking at an arse passing by.

Josh is my friend, and he is a Joshasseur, he knows everything there is to know about assholes.

Joshasseur by Professor Girth Vader November 23, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026