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The bitch is shading meeeeeeeeee.
Shading by confusedbitches January 9, 2019
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When a person is good at moving in shadows or without being noticed.
Oh shit, where he come from? That nigga shading...
shading by krispychickun May 20, 2015
To avoid obligations by hiding.
To leave without permission.
To leave work early.

To avoid undesirable work.
Some one who is lazy often refered to as a shade or shader.
its sunny out but i found a whole lotta shading with you guys
Shading by treebeardthemighty August 23, 2011
"Why is he shading? Does he think he's Jack Nicholson?"
shading by klert October 3, 2015
Shading occurs when you hide your relationship from your friends even though they know you have someone in your life
Girl 1: Have you got a boyfriend?
Girl 2: Umm...I don't know
Girl 1: you are Shading aren't ya?
Shading by PussyWhisperer August 10, 2017
Being clever, witty, silly and fun when getting into an awkward situation, meeting a new person or boss, or presenting a project or group activity.
I see you’ve been shading your way through those group presentations!

Man I wasn’t sure how you would do meeting the new VP of sales but you really shaded your way through that.
Shading by Doylesuckseggs May 14, 2025

Shading the poo 

The act of covering the the entire toilet seat with your ass when you take a dump, in order to minimise the spread of stink from your shit.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.

Note - May require a fat ass.
Guy wanting to take a shit: What are you doing in the bathroom?
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.
Shading the poo by poo shader October 24, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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