The act of covering the the entire toilet seat with your ass when you take a dump, in order to minimise the spread of stink from your shit.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.
Guy wanting to take a shit: What are you doing in the bathroom?
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."