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Shading

The bitch is shading meeeeeeeeee.
by confusedbitches January 9, 2019
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When a person is good at moving in shadows or without being noticed.
Oh shit, where he come from? That nigga shading...
by krispychickun May 20, 2015
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Shading

To avoid obligations by hiding.
To leave without permission.
To leave work early.

To avoid undesirable work.
Some one who is lazy often refered to as a shade or shader.
its sunny out but i found a whole lotta shading with you guys
by treebeardthemighty August 23, 2011
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"Why is he shading? Does he think he's Jack Nicholson?"
by klert October 3, 2015
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Shading

Shading occurs when you hide your relationship from your friends even though they know you have someone in your life
Girl 1: Have you got a boyfriend?
Girl 2: Umm...I don't know
Girl 1: you are Shading aren't ya?
by PussyWhisperer August 10, 2017
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Shading

Being clever, witty, silly and fun when getting into an awkward situation, meeting a new person or boss, or presenting a project or group activity.
I see you’ve been shading your way through those group presentations!

Man I wasn’t sure how you would do meeting the new VP of sales but you really shaded your way through that.
by Doylesuckseggs May 14, 2025
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Shading the poo

The act of covering the the entire toilet seat with your ass when you take a dump, in order to minimise the spread of stink from your shit.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.

Note - May require a fat ass.
Guy wanting to take a shit: What are you doing in the bathroom?
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.
by poo shader October 24, 2010
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