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Joshewa murf
Joshewa murf by Srixy May 24, 2022
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joshewa • Joshewa murf • joshwa • joshawa • Joshuwa • joshawa thayer • Joshbewavy • joshea • joshean • josheart
Joshwa
Joshwa by MarthaMay867 May 10, 2013
joshwae
Girl 1: “Hey did you see that Joshwae?!”
Girl 2: “Yea he is so gay and gross icky ew”
Girl 1: “Yea but I’m gonna date him anyways”
Girl 3: “Hello I’m Bob”
Girl 2: “Yea he is so gay and gross icky ew”
Girl 1: “Yea but I’m gonna date him anyways”
Girl 3: “Hello I’m Bob”
joshwae by dancingbaby September 11, 2021
joshawa thayer
A dood that takes a bunch of pictures and likes pizza rolls. He wishes he was a pizza roll. He also wants to kill a kid named riley schafer. He also smells of 24 day old pizza rolls. He always falls down the stairs instead of walking down them.
joshawa thayer by Anti Pizza Roll Society January 28, 2018
Joshiwa
~ A white male who has been locked up as many times as a black person...and thus he thinks himself black.
~ Doesn't understand the concept of GIRLFRIEND just GIRLFRIENDS.
~Kindly referred to as Testicle Head by his father; Joshi-squashi-poshi-toshi-loshi by his amazing sister; Wigger by his other sister; Lil Man by his Mother.
~ Has an beautiful daughter. (:
~ Doesnt know how to hold his bowel on long trips. (Let this be a warning)
~ Can not understand the word "No" or "Stop"
~ Is an Irish Mafia Member.
~ Can get out of a duct tape Hog-Tie to see a girl.
~ More to come...Im postive.
~ Doesn't understand the concept of GIRLFRIEND just GIRLFRIENDS.
~Kindly referred to as Testicle Head by his father; Joshi-squashi-poshi-toshi-loshi by his amazing sister; Wigger by his other sister; Lil Man by his Mother.
~ Has an beautiful daughter. (:
~ Doesnt know how to hold his bowel on long trips. (Let this be a warning)
~ Can not understand the word "No" or "Stop"
~ Is an Irish Mafia Member.
~ Can get out of a duct tape Hog-Tie to see a girl.
~ More to come...Im postive.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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