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N. 1. a true badass. 2. A real mans man. 3. Knows how to party and get down. 4. Has an awesome boyfriend.
"See that guy over there? He's so cool he MUST be a Joshwa...."
Joshwa by OOMBLOMBEDONP December 30, 2013
Dude I bet Spiderman's real identity is Joshwa.
Joshwa by woshwa December 3, 2021
A rare ocurrance made up of 2 factors:

A drunken Irish father who placed a W instead of a U on a birth certificate.

A mother and father who think it's so funny they didn't change it till the poor blitter was 16.

Not that I'm bitter....mum, dad Chuala mé "Gabh suas ort fhéin" le haghaidh.
haha that kids a reatrd he can't even spell his own name.

J O S H W A.....joshwa, bah hahahaha.

sad times.
joshwa by A nun on crack? November 24, 2009

joshua hong

Joshua, or Joshua Hong Jisoo from the kpop band Seventeen is the nations boyfriend. Otherwise known as the ideal of all boyfriends, to the point where all boyfriends on earth are jealous.
Joshua Hong is the best person on earth!
joshua hong by hjs1230 June 18, 2017

Joshua Kim 

Cutest and sexiest man alive. Is known as a "master rice cooker". He'll promise to cook rice for you then make you wait for months, but will probably keep his word. Might also spank you with the rice paddle... He's a horni guy.
This rice is so good. It's definitely cooked by a Joshua Kim.
Joshua Kim by MariaBarbaraBach October 3, 2021

Joshua Hong

From boyband SEVENTEEN Joshua Hong is THE gentlemen, he is UNMATCHED. From the vocal unit, and he grew up in LA then moved to South Kores. Great person, loves his members and always looks out for them, great vocals he's got such a soft voice, often quiet but boi does he get crazy sometimes, 10/10 magic tricks that never cease to amaze me, also an absolute EXPERT at acrostic poems. Great person to stan.
*Someone pulls out a chair for their date*
*Date, touched:* "oh wow! you're such a Joshua Hong
Joshua Hong by platinumblondeshua December 10, 2020
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