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the sexiest, smartest, most sensitive guy you'll ever meet
Look, Martha! That Joshwa likes your eyes but he also wants to rail on yo butt!!
Joshwa by MarthaMay867 May 10, 2013
Words you can keep
N. 1. a true badass. 2. A real mans man. 3. Knows how to party and get down. 4. Has an awesome boyfriend.
"See that guy over there? He's so cool he MUST be a Joshwa...."
Joshwa by OOMBLOMBEDONP December 30, 2013
sexy mf
Dude I bet Spiderman's real identity is Joshwa.
Joshwa by woshwa December 3, 2021
A rare ocurrance made up of 2 factors:

A drunken Irish father who placed a W instead of a U on a birth certificate.

A mother and father who think it's so funny they didn't change it till the poor blitter was 16.

Not that I'm bitter....mum, dad Chuala mé "Gabh suas ort fhéin" le haghaidh.
haha that kids a reatrd he can't even spell his own name.

J O S H W A.....joshwa, bah hahahaha.

sad times.
joshwa by A nun on crack? November 24, 2009

joshua hong

Joshua, or Joshua Hong Jisoo from the kpop band Seventeen is the nations boyfriend. Otherwise known as the ideal of all boyfriends, to the point where all boyfriends on earth are jealous.
Joshua Hong is the best person on earth!
joshua hong by hjs1230 June 18, 2017

Joshua Kim 

Cutest and sexiest man alive. Is known as a "master rice cooker". He'll promise to cook rice for you then make you wait for months, but will probably keep his word. Might also spank you with the rice paddle... He's a horni guy.
This rice is so good. It's definitely cooked by a Joshua Kim.
Joshua Kim by MariaBarbaraBach October 3, 2021

Joshua Hong

From boyband SEVENTEEN Joshua Hong is THE gentlemen, he is UNMATCHED. From the vocal unit, and he grew up in LA then moved to South Kores. Great person, loves his members and always looks out for them, great vocals he's got such a soft voice, often quiet but boi does he get crazy sometimes, 10/10 magic tricks that never cease to amaze me, also an absolute EXPERT at acrostic poems. Great person to stan.
*Someone pulls out a chair for their date*
*Date, touched:* "oh wow! you're such a Joshua Hong
Joshua Hong by platinumblondeshua December 10, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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