Joshua, or Joshua Hong Jisoo from the kpop band Seventeen is the nations boyfriend. Otherwise known as the ideal of all boyfriends, to the point where all boyfriends on earth are jealous.
Cutest and sexiest man alive. Is known as a "master rice cooker". He'll promise to cook rice for you then make you wait for months, but will probably keep his word. Might also spank you with the rice paddle... He's a horni guy.
From boyband SEVENTEEN Joshua Hong is THE gentlemen, he is UNMATCHED. From the vocal unit, and he grew up in LA then moved to South Kores. Great person, loves his members and always looks out for them, great vocals he's got such a soft voice, often quiet but boi does he get crazy sometimes, 10/10 magic tricks that never cease to amaze me, also an absolute EXPERT at acrostic poems. Great person to stan.
*Someone pulls out a chair for their date*
*Date, touched:* "oh wow! you're such a Joshua Hong
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*