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An attempt to say sausage by a good ole boy. Commonly used as response to a question or to use in a sentence with. It has no meaning, and no ones knows what a joshage is.
Jaylon: Hey Gran what did you do today.
Gran: I took my joshage to work today.
joshage by swagnojutsu December 17, 2017
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the joshage 

The Joshage- noun: a sexual act of strange nonconsentual boyfriending where a man gets blackout drunk and thinks he fucked someone and find out he got drunk and woke up with two girlfriends who are are also each others girlfriends.
"You nigga I pulled The joshage last night."
"Hey man you know what they say two sixes is a 12."
the joshage by Theolejoshage March 20, 2018
Someone who would take any measures to put a smile on your face. Takes strong attitude but if is passionate he sets his head forward. If he likes you he will spend all his time dedicated to to make sure you comfortable with him. Make sure if you fall for him go for it or someone might take him
He's a real Joshane
joshane by Joshane July 25, 2018

Joshagefest 

Anytime there are too many Joshes at one location.
His name is Josh, his name is Josh, and that guy over there is named Josh. This place is a Joshagefest
Joshagefest by Joshutahjones April 7, 2023

joshaieyah 

he is a annoying motherfucker
Hey joshaieyah is annoying
joshaieyah by unknown.12 November 5, 2020
Joshane is a real fish enuh. He will make a joke of literally everything bruh. Half of them are funny half of them are not funny at all.
Joshane is a clown
Joshane by ez_bonks_yessir November 22, 2021

Joshané 

Joshané is a very tall and handsome guy who tends to go all out for his relationship and friendship to ensure that everyone is happy Joshané is Jovial and will always make you laugh Joshané is a god and should not be amongst humans
Them: Something is missing

Them : Daa Joshané is not here
Joshané by Dictionary for Ja876 November 23, 2021
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