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jocelle
A lovely girl with beautiful talent. Always up to take challenges. When she falls down she can come right back up. Anyone can define beauty but she can define perfection!
jocelle by Ktisawesomeest May 16, 2015
Joselle
She's probably Filipino or part-Filipino/Asian and is an amazing friend. But she'll call you out and leave you if you start getting toxic. She's probably short. She can be emotionally unavailable sometimes but she'll always put you first. THE BEST kind of lover who understands your love language and attachment style and is really supportive because she's either majoring in Psych or because she just always puts in that extra effort to understand you.
I wish I was Joselle.
Joselle by beeeepboop23 September 15, 2020
Joshelle
is an amazing girl that can make you laugh and smile everyday i mean yeah she has her bad days but hardly ever. once you meet this talented, young, smart, intelligent girl you will instantly want to be her friend, no best friend.if you already know a Joshelle then try your best to keep her. She is a rare find so be kind and she'll see the best in you as you see in her.
Guy : Joshelle is an awesome person, i wish i was her friend.
Girl friend: well she is someone you have to earn by trust and kindness.
Girl friend: well she is someone you have to earn by trust and kindness.
Joshelle by Hamil-Nerd March 19, 2018
joselle effect
when someone’s overall vibe/presence seems intimidating at first but then you meet them in person and they’re smol
I met my professor in real life the other day and was so nervous but it was just the joselle effect and she’s actually really tiny
joselle effect by beeeepboop23 April 6, 2022
Joselle
A gorgeous girl with sparkling blue eyes and flowing blonde hair. A Joselle is humble and looks good all the time. Many people are jealous of a Joselle and many people have feelings for a Joselle. Very smart but dosnt like to brag, has many friends and keeps toxic people out of her life. A Joselle has experienced a toxic person and have left them.
Joselle by SpiceGirl55556 January 9, 2018
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