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A badass man with a kickass{ personality. Jordian'[s are people who have a hard exterior where they look like the coolest person you'll ever meet, but once you get to the interior they are caring, generous, and kind. They are really hot but don't really admit it. They are good at flirting. If they say they like you, you better be prepared because they mean it. They are not a fuckboy.
"Hey who's that cute guy over there?"

"Oh that's Jordian. He's really sweet."
Jordian by I_am_minion November 20, 2017
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Jordian is a loving, caring, and georgeous person. She doesn’t take any bs from anybody and likes to stand her ground. Jordian may look mad or uncomfortable sometimes, but that’s just what they look like when they’re chilling. Jordian has the most beautiful eyes, and is loved by everyone. When they get mad, they will not talk to you for a whole month if she has to. She is very determined. If she wants something, she goes for it. If you don’t have Jordian as a friend, you’re missing out, bud.
Jordian is sweet, caring, and georgeous.
Jordian by Queen_London34 May 7, 2018

Jordan Wray 

Another word for thief or scam artist among the car scene in Australia.
Don’t be a Jordan Wray! Do the right thing and just pay the money.
Jordan Wray by SayWhatWigga January 9, 2020

jordan carter

Jordan carter is so hot and sexy he is also known as playboi carti <3😫😫
Yo have you heard of Jordan Carter? Whose that ? PLAYBOI CARTI
jordan carter by Caca brown Ed June 15, 2021

jeremy jordan

the hottest man alive
Jeremy Jordan is playing Zac Efron's part in the Broadway adaptation of the Greatest Showman.
jeremy jordan by MightyCoffeePro February 1, 2018

Jordan Poole Effect 

Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching
Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching

Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect
Jordan Poole Effect by mommkller December 17, 2022

Floppy Jordan

The act of receiving a handjob with a flaccid penis
Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...

"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "

Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.
Floppy Jordan by Sadke June 17, 2013
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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