jontia

A smart genius and generous woman who is the best at everything best at cooking and doing anything for the people she loves

Random guy 1:Hey that lady is so beautiful she must be a jontia.
His girlfriend: wow that’s crazy.
Random guy 2: why you mad? cause she better than you.

by anonymous September 23, 2023

Jontavious

A charming, witty and caring person. His heart is big and he loves hard, despite his past. Funny and smart. A big brain to hold all the knowledge and words in. Tall and a mighty appetite. Reminds you of a panda bear. Big arms to wrap you tight in. Beat box King and a secret cat lover. Protective and polite. Sexiest man in your life.

Jontavious remembers big words after hearing them once.

by Maybutterfly December 20, 2016

jortia

A severe, possibly life-threatening disease caused by the sighting of jorts. Symptoms include burning retinas, severe nausea, homicidal thoughts, indigestion, and a dying soul.

I went to a NASCAR race and now I'm suffering from a deadly case of jortia.

by jooooooorts! September 27, 2007

jotiando

the act of being gay.

Danny and Tommy were jotiando with Jorge.

by LaRosie January 14, 2008

jonti

A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a jonti.

by em January 9, 2004

jonti picking

Creator of many famous webcartoons, such as Weebl and Bob, and the Badgers Loop.

Jonti Picking just came out with yet another kick-ass animation.

by LRS December 23, 2004

jontae

Young Prince

One day i will have a jontae

by RemyD December 19, 2016