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Random guy 1:Hey that lady is so beautiful she must be a jontia.
His girlfriend: wow that’s crazy.
Random guy 2: why you mad? cause she better than you.
His girlfriend: wow that’s crazy.
Random guy 2: why you mad? cause she better than you.
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